Yes, hi I’m under arrest.
who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours
[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive
"Mom can I say grace before dinner"
*raps Nicki’s entire verse from Monster*
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"