officialfrenchtoast:

thank you for looking after my health soulja boy

officialfrenchtoast:

thank you for looking after my health soulja boy

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

"I will not be your “sometimes”."
— Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)
estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

It only costs $0.00 to keep it real
  • mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

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gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT